Since this favorite is NSFW, find out what it is after the jump!

Sex toys! 

Who needs a man when I got my own arsenal of get-me-offs? With my Lelo (IYKYK), unlike a human, I don’t have to worry about it doing something I don’t want it to do. (I do worry about it holding enough of a charge, though. Nothing more boner-killing than your vibe dying on you right at that moment, and I should know!)