Happy Birthday, Playgirl! (And A Special Sale)

cover of my eBook The Playgirl

Not even an avalanche of assignments from my short summer class* can stop me from celebrating the born day of my 1st eBook. And in honor of her 3rd birthday today, from now until Friday 7/31/26, you can read her for FREE! You can get your freebie at Smashwords or Apple Books (more outlets coming soon), and if you like modern, sensational women’s/LGBTQ+ fiction that’s also free, I got your book right here! 

Happy birthday, Playgirl! 🥳🎂

*Those assignments are keeping me away from posting here, though, if you haven’t noticed. I have 2 1/2 weeks left of the course, and then I’ll have two full weeks to crank out my long-form nonsense before I start another round of online classes for the fall semester.

Thanks, Amazon

🚨RANT ALERT!🚨

A few times a year, I like to run a Free Book Giveaway (FBG) for my eBook The Playgirl. One of those times usually takes place this month, since it’s Pride Month and my book is an LGBTQ+ fiction. I had everything scheduled for this weekend, including paying for promo spots in the newsletters for FreeBooksy and The Fussy Librarian (that would go out today).

And then I had to contact Amazon KDP to do a Price Match (price adjustment) for my book on their site. This is where the un-fun begins.

I’ve done this in the past whenever I want to run a FBG on both Amazon and non-Amazon eBook stores and, with the exception of one time, things have gone smoothly. When I went to make the request early Thursday (shortly after midnight, as the price of my book on other sites like Apple, Kobo, and Nook changed to Free then), I noticed Amazon KDP changed their “contact us” page. Gone is the form I used when I wanted to request a Price Match for my book, and now I have to use their chat feature that’s, yes, AI-generated. Say it with me: “BOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

This is what that contact form used to look like, by the way. Now authors gotta go through this shit. 

I was able to bypass the AI bullshit and get to a live agent, where I was given more un-fun news. The agent told me that they need more time to process the Price Match. I don’t know why they needed more time, and I had to let them know that I needed the price adjustment to be made right away as I had paid promos in those newsletters scheduled to run today. The last time I heard from KDP’s customer service was last night, I was told that they’re still in the process of doing the price match, and that it’s taking longer than usual. No shit.

I had an FBG scheduled from this past Thursday to end of Sunday, with paid promos going out today in the newsletters for FreeBooksy and The Fussy Librarian. That is no longer, and you can thank Amazon KDP for this mess. I’m unable to make Price Match requests for my book days in advance (AFAIK) as KDP needs links from other eBook stores as proof that my book is being sold at a different price, so I have to put in the request the day the sale/FBG starts. I also adjusted the price back to its normal selling price on other non-Amazon sites, and it took me literally a second to make the change, because Draft2Digital makes it that easy and I don’t have to go through AI garbage for that! (Although maybe my book is still for free on Nook and Kobo right now, and since there’s not much I can do about that, if you want a freebie…)

By the way, this is not the first time Amazon KDP ruined my FBG plans. I had another FBG planned last October, and a delay on their end messed up the scheduled promos I had planned then. It was the same situation as I’m going through right now, except it shouldn’t take so long for them to adjust the price. And they had the old contact form then.

If you follow me on Bluesky, the “something special” I posted about a week ago was supposed to be an FBG that would’ve dropped yesterday. And, I know, I’m evil for still doing business with Amazon. I’ll eventually leave them, I swear.

Written Word Media, whom I paid for promo in those two newsletters, was understanding of my situation, and I get to reschedule the promo at a later time free of charge. Also, there will be another sale for my book starting in July (albeit an exclusive one for Smashwords), and I’ll likely do another FBG at the end of July as I will be celebrating my book’s third anniversary. Amazon KDP better get their shit together by then.

***Update 6/28/26: Amazon KDP got back to me in a message that was obviously AI-generated *smdh* with them saying they “initiated” the price match that I just requested for them to cancel off. I have to keep an eye on my book’s price on Amazon/KDP and they told me to request a new Price Match (to its regular price) when the adjustment has been made. If it’s taking them this long to make my book free, I can only imagine how long they’ll take to adjust the price back to normal. Either way, y’all are getting a freebie on that blasted site.😭

A Holiday/End Of Year Sale!

Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🌟

Now through January 1, 2026, get a copy of my eBook The Playgirl for half-off its original sale price! Far cheaper than a tiny cup of Starbucks coffee, and a lot more ethical as you’re supporting an independent artist with no corporate ties at all! Did I mention my work is also 100% free of A.I.? And racists and transphobes need not bother with my book; they’ll hate the hero. *hint-hint*

This sale is exclusive to Smashwords–nowhere else!

Click here for your copy…

Happy Birthday, Playgirl

My 1st eBook…in your two years of existence, you’ve gone through now four different covers, a slew of freebie giveaways just to get you out there, and I still await your first written review on that jungle site that I really shouldn’t be doing business with anymore. (Last time I checked, all my reviews on that site were all star ratings–no written review just yet.) I’m currently working on a baby sister for you *hint hint*, but I never forget my first-borns. Here’s to you on your special born day, Playgirl!  🥳🥂

And if you want to celebrate, go and give her a read today on any of these sites. She’s also on sale (till end of this month), exclusively at Smashwords! 

Birth Month Sale!

Some happy news for fans of The Playgirl: my eBook will be part of Smashwords’ Summer/Winter sale! Throughout all of July, you can get a copy of it for half-off its original sale price! (It’s fitting that the sale takes place on her birth month.) The sale is exclusive to Smashwords.com, and if you’re up for a good modern-day naughty,  soap opera-esque drama that’s also LGBTQ+ & POC-friendly, get your copy today!

***Link to my eBook***

Free For All!

Now through Saturday Feb. 15th, get a copy of my eBook The Playgirl for FREE! It’s been a while since I’ve done a giveaway, and this time, the freebie offer is available wherever eBooks are sold! I do these freebie offers periodically, and if you’re collecting covers of my work, now’s your chance to add another cover to your collection! 😜

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