Thanks, Amazon

🚨RANT ALERT!🚨

A few times a year, I like to run a Free Book Giveaway (FBG) for my eBook The Playgirl. One of those times usually takes place this month, since it’s Pride Month and my book is an LGBTQ+ fiction. I had everything scheduled for this weekend, including paying for promo spots in the newsletters for FreeBooksy and The Fussy Librarian (that would go out today).

And then I had to contact Amazon KDP to do a Price Match (price adjustment) for my book on their site. This is where the un-fun begins.

I’ve done this in the past whenever I want to run a FBG on both Amazon and non-Amazon eBook stores and, with the exception of one time, things have gone smoothly. When I went to make the request early Thursday (shortly after midnight, as the price of my book on other sites like Apple, Kobo, and Nook changed to Free then), I noticed Amazon KDP changed their “contact us” page. Gone is the form I used when I wanted to request a Price Match for my book, and now I have to use their chat feature that’s, yes, AI-generated. Say it with me: “BOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

This is what that contact form used to look like, by the way. Now authors gotta go through this shit. 

I was able to bypass the AI bullshit and get to a live agent, where I was given more un-fun news. The agent told me that they need more time to process the Price Match. I don’t know why they needed more time, and I had to let them know that I needed the price adjustment to be made right away as I had paid promos in those newsletters scheduled to run today. The last time I heard from KDP’s customer service was last night, I was told that they’re still in the process of doing the price match, and that it’s taking longer than usual. No shit.

I had an FBG scheduled from this past Thursday to end of Sunday, with paid promos going out today in the newsletters for FreeBooksy and The Fussy Librarian. That is no longer, and you can thank Amazon KDP for this mess. I’m unable to make Price Match requests for my book days in advance (AFAIK) as KDP needs links from other eBook stores as proof that my book is being sold at a different price, so I have to put in the request the day the sale/FBG starts. I also adjusted the price back to its normal selling price on other non-Amazon sites, and it took me literally a second to make the change, because Draft2Digital makes it that easy and I don’t have to go through AI garbage for that! (Although maybe my book is still for free on Nook and Kobo right now, and since there’s not much I can do about that, if you want a freebie…)

By the way, this is not the first time Amazon KDP ruined my FBG plans. I had another FBG planned last October, and a delay on their end messed up the scheduled promos I had planned then. It was the same situation as I’m going through right now, except it shouldn’t take so long for them to adjust the price. And they had the old contact form then.

If you follow me on Bluesky, the “something special” I posted about a week ago was supposed to be an FBG that would’ve dropped yesterday. And, I know, I’m evil for still doing business with Amazon. I’ll eventually leave them, I swear.

Written Word Media, whom I paid for promo in those two newsletters, was understanding of my situation, and I get to reschedule the promo at a later time free of charge. Also, there will be another sale for my book starting in July (albeit an exclusive one for Smashwords), and I’ll likely do another FBG at the end of July as I will be celebrating my book’s third anniversary. Amazon KDP better get their shit together by then.

Springtime Random Thoughts

It may be officially Spring, but after last week, I feel like California had its summer. At least the heatwave is over. (But not the rising gas prices here, sadly.)

And speaking of summer and spring, that song is divine. (I know there’s a shorter version of that song, but I’m more partial to the extended mix.)

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I did some work in San Francisco recently and here are some pretty pics from my work trip:

That was the Good. The Bad was leaving SF at night. I’ve had to do some work travels there lately, and I usually leave at night to escape traffic. Lately, there’s been some construction on north 101 and north 280 that starts at night (shortly after 9PM). Those two routes are the main routes to get out of the city and onto the Bay Bridge leading to the East Bay (where I live). I’ve had to go on the surface streets in Mission Bay to escape the traffic, but from my recent visit, it was chaotic. I also didn’t know there was a preseason Giants game, which added to me being STUCK stuck in the city. Did I mention some asswipe that drove a large Escalade-style SUV in front of me tried to back into a parking spot, almost hitting my car? That was the Ugly and I hope the driver of that SUV that tried it with me gets (redacted)

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It’s another busy time at the day job, plus I’m still doing my taxes. (My situation is always sticky as I work both employee and 1099 jobs–same profession, by the way.) Yet I managed to complete another chapter of my latest work-in-progress. There will be plenty of drama, and it is a little “darker” than The Playgirl, but don’t worry–there will be a nice ending! All the antagonists (or as the kids would say, the “opps”) get what they deserve in the end (none of this reward-the-assholes shit), and since I’m writing a love story this time, I intend to have a Happily Ever After ending.

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If you want to witness a masterclass in ruining your career and reputation with quickness, just be a “progressive” endorsing a Nazi. I give you Exhibit A:

Utterly loathsome and morally bankrupt.

Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) 2026-03-19T17:58:52.308Z

It’s vile beyond belief to see “Democrats” like Warren and Gallego endorse Nazi Oyster Boy, and when they’re choosing the Nazi over a politician who’s highly qualified to be Senator, it’s even worse. Ignorance and antisemitism are running rampant on this planet, and shit like that is not helping, to say the least. That these dubious AF choices from “Democrats” (real Dems don’t endorse Nazis and are not Nazis at all, so fuck Platner and his supporters, too) are being made in another important election year is mind-boggling. Just fucking wow.

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File this under “Just Fucking Wow” too:

And I thought I did some dumb shit on Bluesky by following some of those large “anti-Trump”/”resist!” accounts a year ago that turned out to be lying grifters that blindly bash Schumer and Jeffries for attention. (In fairness, I honestly thought they were the real deal until I noticed them bashing “feckless Dems” in every other post of theirs. I’ve since unfollowed and muted them, then found some revealing tea on them.) This shit here, though, takes the fucking cake. No need to have a “Don’t Say Something So Damn Dumb, Leftist White Male” Challenge; it would’ve flopped after twenty seconds. That post is a sure-fire, first-ballot inductee into Bluesky’s Hall of Shame. It’s so bad, it would get flagged for moderation on Elon’s Twitter.

Also, if I see any of my followers following that Norman clown or even Liked his post, they will be added to my Block list that I believe is larger than my list of Followers. (There’s always going to be an account or five every day now that I just cannot with.)

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On the upside, this planet now has one less MAGA shithead thieving oxygen.

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I got PBS playing in the background right now and caught a glimpse of what’s on. There’s an ad for one of their new shows that will be narrated by George Clooney. Anytime I see his name, I get rabid and in a bad way. Dude could’ve just stayed away from politics and preserved his legacy as a handsome leading man from the 90s. But nope. From him wanting Biden to step down and saying Harris was a bad candidate, Clooney is forever on my shit list! Privileged ratfucker.

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OK, time for some eye bleach, and I’m going back in time with this…

The fashion from Spring 1996 SERVED. I think this season birthed the Minimalist movement of the mid-late 90s, but it also wasn’t boring or drab. If anything, it was lively, yet modern. Lots of styles from then could still be worn today. The colors, the prints, the models!

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The Billboard Hot 100 30 years ago this week… Mariah’s “One Sweet Day” had just been dethroned by Celine and her latest ballad, and some of those other songs on that chart take me BACK. *sighs* What a time.

Speaking of 1996, I still on planning on doing a throwback post on how life was for me that year. (I may have been 11 for most of ’96, but I do remember some things from then.) I’ll get to it…after I’m done with my taxes.

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Lastly, since it’s Opening Day in MLB, the team that dethrones the Dodgers this year will get my merch money. (Unless if the Bums dethrone themselves, or if it’s the Yankees–I’ll never wear any of their trash!)

A Holiday/End Of Year Sale!

Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🌟

Now through January 1, 2026, get a copy of my eBook The Playgirl for half-off its original sale price! Far cheaper than a tiny cup of Starbucks coffee, and a lot more ethical as you’re supporting an independent artist with no corporate ties at all! Did I mention my work is also 100% free of A.I.? And racists and transphobes need not bother with my book; they’ll hate the hero. *hint-hint*

This sale is exclusive to Smashwords–nowhere else!

Click here for your copy…

Happy Birthday, Playgirl

My 1st eBook…in your two years of existence, you’ve gone through now four different covers, a slew of freebie giveaways just to get you out there, and I still await your first written review on that jungle site that I really shouldn’t be doing business with anymore. (Last time I checked, all my reviews on that site were all star ratings–no written review just yet.) I’m currently working on a baby sister for you *hint hint*, but I never forget my first-borns. Here’s to you on your special born day, Playgirl!  🥳🥂

And if you want to celebrate, go and give her a read today on any of these sites. She’s also on sale (till end of this month), exclusively at Smashwords! 

Birth Month Sale!

Some happy news for fans of The Playgirl: my eBook will be part of Smashwords’ Summer/Winter sale! Throughout all of July, you can get a copy of it for half-off its original sale price! (It’s fitting that the sale takes place on her birth month.) The sale is exclusive to Smashwords.com, and if you’re up for a good modern-day naughty,  soap opera-esque drama that’s also LGBTQ+ & POC-friendly, get your copy today!

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